i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
