oh god the rape fog is back!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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