I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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