quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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