Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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