i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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