You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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