I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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