Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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