One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
