I didn't shave. On purpose
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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