So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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