So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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