if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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