At least make sure they are 18
Why
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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