so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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