why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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