I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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