In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
should my penis look like a turkey
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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