just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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