i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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