All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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