Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize