People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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