Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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