I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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