And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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