smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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