I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
