i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.