ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?