i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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