Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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