Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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