He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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