Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
My vagina is very pro this idea
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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