do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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