i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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