does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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