When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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