Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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