so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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