My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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