dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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