are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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