Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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