let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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