I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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