so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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