There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
there is glitter all over my balls
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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