dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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