I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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