you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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