Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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