I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Randomize